How to become 13 and survive

A crazy and funny novel about life as a teenager - hilarious not only for 13-year-olds! About the book: It's bad enough when your parents want to have a conversation with you about growing up - that can only be embarrassing! But for Markus, it really hits the fan: on his 13th birthday, of all days, his parents reveal to him that he's "very special." They seriously claim that he is a half-vampire! As if being a normal teenager wasn't hard enough, Markus now has to deal with growing canine teeth, a sudden thirst for blood, and an allergy to pizza with garlic. How to manage to be popular at school and with the girls? Funny and exciting - ideal reading material for boys Funny chapters in blog style - short reading bites also suitable for inexperienced readers The perfect gift, not only for the 13th birthday Puberty was never so funny! By the way, girls laugh their heads off at Markus the half-vampire too! This funny children's novel by bestselling British author Pete Johnson is the ideal gift for all boys between the ages of 10 and 13. Convinces even the most reluctant readers!