Captain Fawcett Capt. Fawcett Care - Beer'd Shampoo

Captain Fawcett's Beer'd Shampoo was created from his favorite alcohol and provides a gentle, cleansing brew that was not only made to remove the debris from the day in your beard but also to bring your bristly pride to its absolute peak. Please remember that no matter how tempting the temptation, you should never consume this fine product unless you want to risk producing bubbles all your life.
Application
Add a small amount to the palms of your hands, gently foam in the wet beard and rinse thoroughly.